THE FROG JOURNAL

Category: The Ribbits

  • The Lovely Lady

    The Lovely Lady So beautiful and lovely in every way Wonderful and amazing As the dawn of a new day Darling one so magical and fair Dream of my heart that I seek everwhere Sweetly precious, wondrous and kind With her, happiness and my heart entwined My soul thrill, and the hot joy I feel…

  • More Fun Than A Barrel Full of Monkeys

    That does sound pretty fun! What could be more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? I had to sit down and study hard on this for several hours. I’m just pulling your leg, I didn’t think on it that much! All kidding aside, and no limbs are actually being tugged. Those are just cool…

  • Across the universe

    Across the universe The journey is brief and the destination is realized, more quickly, than any jump before this one. It would be routine except that the destination is still light years away. According to the navigation console. When he looks out the viewing port, a planet is there, floating in space. Checking the navigation…

  • The First Portal Bandit

    The First Portal Bandit Rambleforth follows. Why not? Yon Apricus, was interesting, and had peaked Rambleforth’s curiosity. He would play along, and when the time was right, fetch his early retirement. They appeared to be headed deeper into the repository. It was very large by ordinary standards, however, these were no ordinary standards. The first…

  • Cloud Nine

    Cloud Nine Forest is glad to have his phone back, but the pic is not cool. It causes him to drop the phone. He immediately scoops it off the floor, and exits the bathroom, fast as hell. How long, he wonders, as he hastily puts his shoes back on. They are in the lobby, how…

  • Rambleforth Finds the Troll

    Rambleforth Finds the Troll “Bwaa ha ha!” The troll actually said this! Rambleforth scrambles away as fast as possible from the creature. He is astounded and perplexed at the same time, and soundly smacks his head against the wall. The troll moves quickly, for a troll, and has Rambleforth cornered within two steps. He cannot…

  • Head in the Clouds

    Head in the Clouds Forest throws the phone out the window, and quickly exits the parking lot. He doesn’t care about the phone, or going home. He gets on the highway and doesn’t stop driving, until he reaches the next town, eighty miles away. Night is falling by the time he reaches a hotel. After…