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The Troubled Toast
The Troubled Toast This morning was a bust. Things were already runny because of the eggs. The grits were having none of it, and the bacon was just being crispy, at this point. The toast was troubled, and that was unusual. Always solid and put together, the toast was never flaky, but today the toast…
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Across the universe
Across the universe The journey is brief and the destination is realized, more quickly, than any jump before this one. It would be routine except that the destination is still light years away. According to the navigation console. When he looks out the viewing port, a planet is there, floating in space. Checking the navigation…
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The First Portal Bandit
The First Portal Bandit Rambleforth follows. Why not? Yon Apricus, was interesting, and had peaked Rambleforth’s curiosity. He would play along, and when the time was right, fetch his early retirement. They appeared to be headed deeper into the repository. It was very large by ordinary standards, however, these were no ordinary standards. The first…
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Cloud Nine
Cloud Nine Forest is glad to have his phone back, but the pic is not cool. It causes him to drop the phone. He immediately scoops it off the floor, and exits the bathroom, fast as hell. How long, he wonders, as he hastily puts his shoes back on. They are in the lobby, how…
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Rambleforth Finds the Troll
Rambleforth Finds the Troll “Bwaa ha ha!” The troll actually said this! Rambleforth scrambles away as fast as possible from the creature. He is astounded and perplexed at the same time, and soundly smacks his head against the wall. The troll moves quickly, for a troll, and has Rambleforth cornered within two steps. He cannot…
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Head in the Clouds
Head in the Clouds Forest throws the phone out the window, and quickly exits the parking lot. He doesn’t care about the phone, or going home. He gets on the highway and doesn’t stop driving, until he reaches the next town, eighty miles away. Night is falling by the time he reaches a hotel. After…
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Rambleforth’s Revenge
Rambleforth’s Revenge Rambleforth wasn’t going down without a nice payout to cushion his early retirement. He looks at the door to the repository, and looks back at his termination paper. This was going to take some finnese and clever thinking. The repository is the biggest chamber in the lost and found crew’s, enterprise. In fact,…